An actual conversation at my job.
This is why I often wonder why God doesn't just crush me already.


" Hi can I help you?"
" Everything is buy one get one free today right?"
" No sir,not until Monday and Tuesday"
" Can't you just do it today?"
" No sir, it's against company policy, I could lose my job"
" Oh, come on. Just do it"
" I'm sorry sir, I can't"
" Well, I'll go to GNC"
" I'm sorry to hear that sir"
" Then do what I asked you to"
" Sir, I have 2 kids and a mortgage. Would you pay me 20,000 a year plus medical if I lose my job"
" I don't find that very funny"
" No sir,unfortunately, neither do I"

He complained. I was written up. All for obeying company policy.
Ah yes, I love corporate America.